nobody asked, but...

2:06am: something smells like chemicals in the living room. i've looked all over and can't find the source. it's made the cat puke (because, really, what i was dying to do tonight was to clean up cat puke).

so if no one hears from me by tomorrow morning, would someone check to make sure i'm not dead, please? thanks. it's greatly appreciated.

6:49pm: wow. what a great fucking day.